10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson