10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.