10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.