10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln