10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"