10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.