10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.