10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson