10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.