10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.