10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph