10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die