10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fook the floosh droo!