10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--