10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave