10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.