10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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