10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fold and live to fold again
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.