10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare