10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson