10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fold and live to fold again
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "No river, no fish."