10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery