10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "No river, no fish."