10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi