10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."