10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.