10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.