10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."