10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim