10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson