10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.