10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz