10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for loners.