10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?