10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer