10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!