10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd