10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek