10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You have to piss with the dick you have