10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- It's Free To Fold...
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?