10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe