10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for loners.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack