10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.