10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.