10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.