10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "No river, no fish."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.