10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die