10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?