10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water