10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."